Monty by Jim Meddick for July 27, 2021

No doubt that could be just a tad bit irritating ……just a tad bit ;-(

We used to have a pool. It’s appalling how some kids and adults behave around a pool – running on wet concrete, bullying, diving into shallow water, kids taking toys from other kids while the bad kid’s parents did nothing, didn’t even watch. We filled in the pool once the kids left for college.

YOU with the banana daiquiri. What the devil are you doing with that banana?

I’m glad to not have a neighbour like Monty.

So ….. many MOOBS….. the horror.

The no fun, passive-aggressive lifeguard. But he’s “cool”, he “gets it”, and there are “no hard feelings”. Monty’s sober, but needs a drink.

He reminds me of the lifeguard in Caddyshack.

Nothing like a good neighbor. And Monty is anything but a good neighbor….

4th Panel: ( ῡ_ﻠῡ ) (∪ﻠ∪)☞

Does this mean the neighbours will have to rely on Monty for mouth-to-mouth resuscitation if something happens? Eccchh!

The more alcohol – the yellower the water becomes.

Just get your pool cleaning pole, extend it, and tip the dork’s chair over backwards.

First rule of designated lifeguards: The owner of the pool is the one who designates you.

Neighbors should have shotguns for occasions like this….