Monty by Jim Meddick for September 18, 2021

I noticed. Here’s a breath mint.

Ah, female bird.

“That explains why your poops are bigger too.”

I started eating sunflower seeds when I quit smoking. Quiting them was easier than giving up cigarettes.

Sitting in a cafe this morning, and looking around; I’d say a lot of us Americans must have over-active uropygial glands…

I’m glad I don’t have uropygial glands.

This is me at my annual physical each December…

I’m not fat, I’m feathered!

He looks aerodynamically unsound.

I’m pretty sure parrots are tropical birds and don’t have winter feathers, nice try

I love that Moondog only has a mouth when he’s talking or eating.

If you can’t confuse them with “scientific” double-talk, then shock them with unexpected Truth!

Pilsner wins, either way. Deal with it, Moondog….