Monty by Jim Meddick for November 13, 2021

That is a fairly good outcome for Monty considering.

That ambien is crazy stuff! I’d do just about everything except sleep when I tried it for insomnia! But Unlike monty I didn’t usually remember most of the things I’d spent the night doing, I’d find evidence (like food left out on the counters) and my husband would tell me of my antics. The doc claimed these “side effects” would stop after a few weeks but I didn’t wait to find out, I was afraid I’d hurt myself somehow and saw no point to enduring them when I was waking up tired anyway!

Shades of Sheldon Cooper ending up at a Cowboy Bar…

Hey! Us two wheeler’s gotta stick together, now!

Was that before or after he jumped up on the bar and danced to “Tequila?”

But, was it at least restful?

Meditation works for me. I avoid insomnia and AFIB that way and sleep soundly at night. Those are the only after-effects.

One tough crowd! Probably wrong make of scooter.

So how did he and the wreckage get home?

Y’know, if he’d had Scooty Puff Sr, The Doombringer, none of this would have happened.

Monty is never lucky. Sleep-scootering can be dangerous to your health, especially when ending up at a biker bar.

It’s probably a Good Thing, in the long run, that the bikers broke Monty’s scooter!

(BTW, I had a kind of reverse effect way back in college. I was trying to pull an all-nighter; took a NoDoz that put me to sleep in moments….)

Excedrin PM may help. Or melatonin.