Monty by Jim Meddick for April 07, 2022

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    nosirrom  over 2 years ago

    Choc, Choc, Chocolatey. Chew, Chew, Chewy

    Junior put that back in the toilet!

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 2 years ago

    “It’s no big deal”.

    https://youtu.be/1YDurhx8QyA

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    Jayalexander  over 2 years ago

    Skat? In what language does that translate from. And the size of that tootsie roll? Gonna’ need to put in a couple of stitches.

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    e.groves  over 2 years ago

    Jarvis having Sedgewick fetch something? That’s a new one.

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    F-Flash  over 2 years ago

    OK, I get it now, the mild mannered Jarvis is really the “Chameleon”, easily deceiving the dim witted little master. Bravo old boy, you’re invisible!

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    artheaded1  over 2 years ago

    Years ago, instead of telling their kids the goldfish had died, my friends put the bowl on top of the fridge and only mom and dad could “feed” (or “see”) the fish. They had just moved and it was a huge upheaval for kids, so they did this to avoid more drama/trauma

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    wheaters  over 2 years ago

    British spelling is ‘scat’; it doesn’t make it into some American English dictionaries. Webster’s has it; animal waste, root of the word is the same as ‘scatological’.

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    monya_43  over 2 years ago

    Instead of playing with his head, they should get a replacement chameleon.

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    Out of the Past  over 2 years ago

    I remember when I was little my aunt would tell my cousins the dog “ran away”.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    And even more amazing that it’s tastes like a Tootsie Roll!

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    oldlady07 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Kids big brother was good at a game at the fair and would win cute little ducklings every year. They grew large over the summer and then would “fly south for the winter”. The family had roast duck for Christmas every year.

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Tootsie roll sized scat! That’s one big lizard!

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    Maswartz  over 2 years ago

    At this point the brat is gonna fire him for lying to him for so long.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You’re a sly one, Jarvis. :)

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    A scat story:

    The young couple on their honeymoon were about to spend the week camping in Yellowstone, but first they had to listen to the ranger’s orientation speech. He was particularly emphatic about bears. “They’re a protected species, so we’ve got lots of them, but they’re still dangerous. Don’t approach them under any circumstances. And don’t try to outrun them; they’re faster than you are. And climbing a tree won’t help, either; they’re better at it than you.”

    The nervous groom asked what they could do about it.

    “Well, some people stop by the gift shop and pick up wristlets or anklets with little bells. Sometimes if they hear you coming, they’ll move off before you get there. You can also get cans of pepper spray in case you surprise one. Oh, and be on the lookout for fresh bear scat; that’s a sign that they’re around and you might want to leave.”

    “What’s scat?” asked the bride.

    “Bear droppings. You can tell what kind of bear it is by what their poop looks like. The smaller ones, black bears, have scat that’s kind of firm and roundish, like dark ping-pong balls. The really dangerous guys, the big grizzlies, have softer, flatter, lighter-colored droppings, kind of like cowpies, except they usually have little bells and smell like pepper.”

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    70440758 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This arc just gets funnier and funnier Jim! Nice! Thanks!

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    And again Faithful Jarvis dupes Young Master into thinking Milton lives (and defecates tootsie-roll turds)….

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    banjoAhhh!   over 2 years ago

    Hey! I’m a Milton. I keep my house/cage perfectly clean. Hmmmph.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    His father’s fortune is in good hands. Although if he’s fair to all Jarvis has a nice BIG surprise coming

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    WDD  over 2 years ago

    Oh, that’s really gonna make us want to eat Tootsie Rolls (hope the cartoonist doesn’t get sued).

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