Monty by Jim Meddick for September 19, 2022

Did Jim get paid for the store plug ?

My greeting is a long phone etiquette lesson; “Hello and thank you for calling……We can’t answer the phone right now………Please leave your full name, phone number and the reason you called……..We will call you back when time permits……..Have a wonderful day!……….Thank you.”……………………….beep.

“You know the routine. You’re paying for the call. Don’t waste it.”

Beeep.

How much did the store pay for the placement in the comic? (But I haven’t shopped there in years and have no plans to start now.)

I hope it doesn’t take Monty 2001 attempts to complete this odyssey.

You’ve reached the IRS. Beep

I’m so happy to learn that Kibrick went hard on that annoying Cruise (it was actually only 90 times, but still good to hear!!).

Be funny if what he said in the last panel got recorded and used.

My message is just me saying my first name. What more does one need?

For “Plan 9 From Outer Space” each shot Ed Wood made was first take only no repeats required.

How many times did he make Gary Lockwood run around that rotating ring on the Discovery One?

Monty does not have narrative flow and never did. He does have monomania and logorrhea, however….

Wow six frames