Monty by Jim Meddick for September 15, 2024

That will be $45, please.

At least the magic 8 ball didn’t laugh.

How much mney do you have?

Not all answers are found in a crystal ball.

[When your crystal ball is not enough or when you are in doubt, be sure to check with (“consult”) your Magic 8 Ball.]

Madame Marie of New Jersey boardwalk fame.

Outlook not so good

I took a night class in tarot card reading for the heck of it. Scary, how everyone but me believed in it!

Unless the artist goes with an entirely different premise, signs point to No.

Grandma, what big balls you have!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Magic 8 ball is just as legit as any “psychic”

That’s what you get for going to a seer, sucker.

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

“Yes, but you need to go to a different strip. This one is all guys and robots.”

That would be a ‘No.’

Hold your nose, close your eyes, and take a drink (You won’t know if it is day or night)…