Monty by Jim Meddick for October 25, 2024

Or you have a rat infestation, Sedgie.

Someone entered a isplay of candies from the 50’s as craft display at the county fair a few years ago. It looked disgusting Candy absorbs moisture from the air and starts to turn into syrupy slop. Don’t Try this at home kids.

Is that safe hanging in mid-air?

Quantum safe.

Toss

Licorice jellybean?

You’ve been ROBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Rat scat?

Or possibly a mouse dropping..

Reminds me of the Bill Cosby (bad man!) story about saving a snowball in the freezer to bean the kid who threw a slushball at him the previous winter.

eat it Sedgie, I wanna see it jump thru your tummy

Let’s just say it’s dud.

Saving candy is an exercise in futility. Live for the moment. And keep plenty of Pepto Bismol on hand.

Hmm. Interesting. Did not realize I had Herculean willpower.

Ate a peanut, ate peanut, ate a peanut last. Last night I ate a peanut. Fast forward: Saw saint Peter, saw saint Peter

Que the old joke about the elderly, toothless lady who had a bowl of peanuts available for guests…