Monty by Jim Meddick for January 12, 2025

…this freakin kid…

Ramifications of your fortifications could lead to litigations.

Thankfully the moat’s frozen over.

One has to feel sorry for the crocodiles.

We built our snow forts without conculting any architects or town building codes. We were a wild bunch.

I’m glad the little gremlin is having a nice time playing but he still needs a real taste of the actual world. But then that would end the cartoon’s character and we do love Monty comics, gremlin and all.

At least with the boiling oil the cocoa wouldn’t need reheating.

The cocoa seems to be in a Thermos, it should still be hot. Jarvis is not paid enough to tolerate this brat.

Does anyone else hate the sedgewick ones?

I wonder if he’d get the point if we built a snow guillotine.