Monty by Jim Meddick for February 24, 2025

What does a robot do in the bathroom that couldn’t be done right there?

The readership wants to know if the robot pees WD-40, and also why or why not.

Considering that humans are the measure for intelligence, the bar hasn’t been set very high for artificial intelligence.

Leash=bondage=kidnapping=25 to life.

At the end of a short leash is not where you want to be if your AI robot decides to go all terminator on you.

It didn’t take much to outsmart Monty did it? Robots do not pee.

My coffee maker could out-think Monty.

I know what you’re thinking, Bathroom? Maybe he just wants some Alone Time ?

I spent 3 minutes working on this comment, trying to get it all in just the right place. Still looks awkward. What’s worse than being fussy? Being old and fussy._

Seems that it’s Monty who needs more “intelligence”.

Monty, the kids on the block throw your butt around. I doubt you threaten HIM .

Now, take my case. They hung me up here five years ago. Every night, they take me down for twenty minutes, then they hang me up again, which I regard as very fair, in view of what I done, and, if nothing else, it’s taught me to respect the Romans, and it’s taught me… that you’ll never get anywhere in this life, unless you’re prepared to do a fair day’s work for a fair day’s pay!