Monty by Jim Meddick for March 05, 2025

  1. Grandbudapesthotel cr alamy
    Imagine  1 day ago

    Don’t listen to them. They’re trying to lure you onto the rocks…

     •  Reply
  2. Cicada avatar
    Dirty Dragon  1 day ago

    This never happened to Kurt Vonnegut. (Stephen King, all the time.)

     •  Reply
  3. Groucho
    Jayalexander  1 day ago

    Day off for luring ships on the rocks, that’s how sirens get their rocks off.

     •  Reply
  4. Catapult3
    SameAsOldFfred  1 day ago

    Ha! Try being a hairy-backed pale-skinned ape like me on Santa Monica beach during the height of the Malibu Barbie and Ken years. Of course, now I could laugh at the ashes of their homes, but I’m just grateful that the Getty Villa was saved.

     •  Reply
  5. Missing large
    win.45mag  1 day ago

    It’s freaking merMAID, idiot.

     •  Reply
  6. Cobra 1
    [Traveler] Premium Member 1 day ago

    He’s been in the peyote

     •  Reply
  7. Ufo
    Kroykali  1 day ago

    Aren’t they cold?

     •  Reply
  8. Giphy downsized
    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 24 hours ago

    Nothing worse than obnoxious merpeople spoiling a mind-cleansing stroll along the beach!

     •  Reply
  9. Missing large
    Out of the Past  about 22 hours ago

    Pretty funny. Except maybe for the toothache part. Could’ve picked something more insignificant. Someone steal your cheerios or something.

     •  Reply
  10. 3c777ff2 4bb1 47cd 9770 62ea9f8bab9b
    monya_43  about 21 hours ago

    Yikes! Moobs! The merman needs some scallop shells to cover his like the mermaid.

     •  Reply
  11. Ufo
    Kroykali  about 20 hours ago

    Hope that watch is waterproof.

     •  Reply
  12. Screenshot 20231128 222147 samsung internet
    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 20 hours ago

    Malignant two mer.

     •  Reply
  13. Photo
    gliderrider  about 17 hours ago

    Monty! did you dip into Carroll’s stash?

     •  Reply
  14. 132526
    ars731  about 13 hours ago

    “Yeah, blow it out your gills pal!”

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Monty