Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 25, 2024

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Your trout will be fresh … … … ly unfrozen.

Server – “If that’s the way you want it. You’ll need to sign this food poisoning waver though before we can serve it to you.”

Troutsicle.

No, we cook it first.

Trout isn’t sea food

I know when I can smell the seafood section in the grocery store from 50 feet away, I know not to go there

Would you like frozen French fries with that?

This isn’t a seafood restaurant, lady. It’s the See Food Restaurant. The specialties are Old Jokes.