Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for July 18, 2024

but that’s the only way he finds you tolerable, Ralph

It’s not worth the trade-off.

So Mom pours wine in the toilet? No wonder Grimm is hooked on drinking from it.

My wife’s short term memory took a hit when a doctor decided opiates were a bad pain medicine and prescribed medical marijuana.

I upgraded my memory …….. the only problem is …….. I forgot why I upgraded ……… ;)

Much too late for 46, he is much too incompetent.

Wine??? With Grimmy’s belly I thought he drank beer.

Count Dracula: “I don’t drink wine!”

Does Grimm use a Winesap laptop?

Grimm: Did you by any chance fall out of a tree?