Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for November 04, 2024

When the coffee just ain’t doing it anymore.

If you truly want a jump start, the cables should be connected to a different part of your body.

Do not try this at home with your dog or with anyone you love.

You and Garfield!

The amperage in that battery should fry every synapse Grimmy has left.

Since retiring, Mondays can be a slow starter with no repercussions.

So do I, but nothing quite that drastic.

Ooh, this isn’t going to go well.

Ya know, that would work better on those days when coffee just isn’t enough.

Oof!

It is amperage that kills not voltage, a small 12 volt car battery with 400 amps would have plenty to kill, Defibrillators do not come close in amperage,

That kind of jump should take him through a month of Mondays.

just make sure you got positive to positive an’ negative to negative hooked up properly…

I’m on my second cup of jump start.

A new development in energy drinks. Take a large battery, attach the charging cables. At the other end, clip one to your ear and the other to a metal rod in a glass of water. Add a pinch of salt to the water for best results. Every time you take a drink you should fee the power surging through you. YMMV

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6-12V won’t do anything. Why are there three wires? Jumper cables are only two… And the wires s/b coming out of the handles, not the clamps…