Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for February 14, 2025

Almost scored big that time, Goosey.

I saw this one coming a mile away.

“Wʜᴇɴ I Sᴇᴇ Yᴏᴜ Sᴍɪʟᴇ”

that’s Bad English

Nothing like a professional mixing business with pleasure. Nothing like it!

Nothing says romance like sticking your fingers in someone’s mouth!

That’s as bad a pick up line as ""What’s a good look’n girl like you doing in a place like this?"

“Your teeth are like the stars

They come out at night".

ba dum tss

Well that took a turn.

Geese have teeth???

She has an overbite but not so bad that she can eat an apple through a picket fence.

hahahahaha, and oh Lord!

oooo! that’s gotta sting!… (if he does that often, I’m surprised he’s still alive!)

He wants to get “goosed” because he doesn’t like human women. Apparently Mother Goose digs human men! Yeah…this is sick on so many levels. Nuff said.

He wants to break into a grin.

And a jerk!