Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for March 17, 2025

I had a Dagwood breakfast sandwich once. Couldn’t finish it in one sitting! Didn’t have to eat again until supper time then finished the sandwich the next morning.

dang that doggone Dagwood!

If Dagwood was there, they’re pretty much out of eveything.

I had an uncle like that, his nickname was “Garbage can Briggs”, he could eat anything in any quantity. But the morning of his 40th birthday, suddenly none of his pants fit.

Oh, you’re full of baloney!

Good old Dagwood!

Blondie has a catering business and a deli, she’s an incredible cook. So why does he eat lunch at Lou’s Diner every day? Oh wait, it’s a running gag in a comic strip.

A friend of mine could eat so much he was banned from eating at an all you can eat buffet he frequented.

How does a middle-aged man eat and sleep so much and still remain so skinny? Does charging into the mailman burn that many calories?

When Ma Goose orders a “Dagwood Sandwich,” she is not ordering a big pile of cold cuts. She knows that Bumstead has enjoyed more than a few Christmas goose dinners in his life, and she’s decided it’s payback time.

He didn’t go to Lou’s diner for a change?