MythTickle by Justin Thompson for June 12, 2015

Darn auto correct strikes again

Humanity better watch out with Zoos.

Flamingo bolt!

Somebody did that to Venus once. Needless to say, she was not amused (although to this day, I still can’t figure out how her name was misspelled. There’s only one word that rhymes with “Venus,” and that would be too improbable even for auto-correct!).

Santa is obvious; the others, I take it, were supposed to be Alien, Zeus, and Vampire Bat. Yes, I’d definitely blame it on Auto-Correct!BTW, in regard to Zeus, you know Aristophanes’ definition of rain, don’t you?

:)

Considering his love life, Zoos might be accurate.

Not a classic? That means it could have taken inspiration from “Frankenweenie.”

reminds me of student writing “bottle of boos” for “bottle of booze”.

The Vampire Cat on the other hand is Real..Unlike the myths, they don’t burst into Flames in sunlight.They just Prefer to nap in the daytime because it’s so much easier to sneak up on a Sleeping Human before drinking his blood.

Im Colonel Caus I aint no Gen-ral