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Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for March 26, 2019
March 25, 2019
March 27, 2019
Transcript:
Sluggo: Look at dat gull fly away with th' clam.
Nancy: How does he OPEN the clam to eat it?
Sluggo: Very simple----He just looks down on th' beach--- ---And drops it on a rock or the HARDEST thing he can see.
Alt Script: 1- SLUGGO: Look! A meteorite! 2- NANCY: We better take cover! SLUGGO: No worries. It’ll burn up before it hits the earth. 3- SLUGGO: Let me man-splain it;; the friction of the atmosphere combined with… 4- DOINK! NANCY: Look it that; a heavenly object has made you see stars! Oh, never mind. That was from a jet dumping its toilet tanks over the ocean. Let me woman-splain it – it’s frozen doo doo. I guess that makes you Mr. $^#t For Brains.
asrialfeeple almost 6 years ago
Heads up , Sluggo!
jrankin1959 almost 6 years ago
The check is in the mail, Mr. Gull…
WCraft almost 6 years ago
It worked!
Another Take almost 6 years ago
Alt Script: 1- SLUGGO: Look! A meteorite! 2- NANCY: We better take cover! SLUGGO: No worries. It’ll burn up before it hits the earth. 3- SLUGGO: Let me man-splain it;; the friction of the atmosphere combined with… 4- DOINK! NANCY: Look it that; a heavenly object has made you see stars! Oh, never mind. That was from a jet dumping its toilet tanks over the ocean. Let me woman-splain it – it’s frozen doo doo. I guess that makes you Mr. $^#t For Brains.
Kip W almost 6 years ago
Not enough smiles. I want SMILES, or I’ll hire some other grubby urchins to take your place, and they’ll be glad to smile!
billyk75 almost 6 years ago
Dat woiked.
romandogbird almost 6 years ago
nice
harkherp almost 6 years ago
The gull is Avi-Lit !!!!
InquireWithin almost 6 years ago
I see three rocks! (Four, if you count Sluggo’s head…)
brklnbern almost 6 years ago
Good one, that Gull is kind of smart.
asrialfeeple almost 6 years ago
Also, Sluggo is hit!
mudleg almost 6 years ago
That last panel looks like an homage to Curly Howard.