Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for January 27, 2020

The waiter’s left ear in panel one looks like a handwritten lower-case “a”.

In panels two, three, & four, the waiter’s left ear looks like a handwritten upper case “E”.

The entire encounter appears to me to be taking place telepathically because the mouth of the waiter never moves.

Of course, the waiter could also be a ventriloquist on his days off.

When I grow up, I want to be able to think of everything, just like Ernie Bushmiller did.

What, no bacon?

This is genuinely horrifying.

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Barney Google is the guy who never buys.

Women take him out to dine, then he steals the waiter’s dime.

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

I think I know what I want for breakfast this morning!

Maybe this is Nancy’s dream? This seems so.. odd? :-)

LOL! Okay, so wheres my toast?

“Everyone says that, so I already had the two eggs ready to go.”

Now I’m wishing there was a Waffle House nearby…

Either that or 2 olives.

Hey, where did Nancy get the bucks to blow at such a fancy place!!!

He has yellow eyeballs?

Doing an Eddie Cantor imitation.