Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for June 02, 2023
June 01, 2023
June 05, 2023
Transcript:
Nancy: We've had this new guest book for two weeks and no names in it yet.
Book title reads: GUEST BOOK.
Nancy: ZZZ ZZZ I hear a noise down-stairs. WILL YOU PLEASE SIGN OUR GUEST BOOK?
Signing guest books is mainly for funerals, Nancy.
BTW, why do burglars always look the same in the comics? Reminds me of an episode of I LOVE LUCY, where Ricky had Fred disguise himself as a burglar in order to “steal” Lucy’s mink coat.
There once was a lonely old spinster. / Luck for years had been ag’inst her. / When a man came to burgle, / She shrieked with a gurgle, / “Stay there while I call in a minster!” – 1950s joke book
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
Signing guest books is mainly for funerals, Nancy.
BTW, why do burglars always look the same in the comics? Reminds me of an episode of I LOVE LUCY, where Ricky had Fred disguise himself as a burglar in order to “steal” Lucy’s mink coat.
Sir Marcie over 1 year ago
Looks like that is a manga titled “Guest Book” rather than an actual guest book for visitors to sign.
jagedlo over 1 year ago
“or better yet, take it with you!”
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Dat Nancy is acting cwazy, now!
anncorr339 over 1 year ago
Are you nuts Nancy asking a prowler to sign your guest book
The Orange Mailman over 1 year ago
Casper will.
rpmurray over 1 year ago
He’s got a mask, so he must be a superhero.
T... over 1 year ago
Why does that crook look like Sluggo with a mask?…
gcarlson over 1 year ago
There once was a lonely old spinster. / Luck for years had been ag’inst her. / When a man came to burgle, / She shrieked with a gurgle, / “Stay there while I call in a minster!” – 1950s joke book
brklnbern over 1 year ago
Now that is desperation.