Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for September 04, 2016
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Caption: nancy By Guy Gilchrist. Aunt Fritzi: NANCY! DINNER! I made pizza! It's a tofu gluten-free pizza with low-fat cheese, brussels sprouts, broccoli, and cauliflower! Nancy: THAT'S NOT A PIZZA! THAT'S A COMMUNIST PLOT!! Thanks for ruining my appetite, my summer, and my faith in America! Aunt Fritzi: You're welcome. One slice or two? The people's republic of tofu needs to know!
Argythree over 8 years ago
I doubt that little Nancy would know the words ‘communist plot’. Isn’t there some other phrase used for vegans, like ‘food fascists’, or some such?
blunebottle over 8 years ago
Nancy, I wouldn’t eat it either. And yes, I believe fat-free IS a plot to dumb us down. Brains need fat to stay healthy.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Gluten free only if you have Celiac’s disease, for not other reason. The rest I’ll have yum!
Cronkers McGee Premium Member over 8 years ago
This pizza does not appeal to me either. Brussel sprouts on a pizza would not be tasteful. Broccoli works, Cauliflower is stretching it. My opinion only. Others may enjoy it.
jrankin1959 over 8 years ago
I was once in a supermarket in Colorado and saw for sale caffeine-free, diet Mountain Dew. My first reaction was, “Shoot – why even bother?”
kaffekup over 8 years ago
If it keeps Fritzi fitting into that bikini, it’s worth it. Just not to Nancy.
Uskoke over 8 years ago
my sister makes some pizza to die for.yummy!she makes the dough herself with a bit of semolina and 4-5 different toppings.it’s an eat as much as you can day!
paranormal over 8 years ago
Why didn’t Frtizi just smear pizza sauce on a piece of cardboard?
bookworm0812 over 8 years ago
I agree with Nancy. That definitely is NOT pizza.
nailer Premium Member over 8 years ago
Besides the tofu, that doesn´t have any flavor of it´s own , and Brussels’ sprouts, that are too bitter and would dominate too much, I could enjoy that pizza. Gluten free flours can be quite palatable.
nailer Premium Member over 8 years ago
I like the way Guy mocks all that people that cry communist at anything that is not exactly the way it used to be.
brklnbern over 8 years ago
I agree Nancy. Don’t mess with pizza.
Spade Jr. over 8 years ago
I’m with Nancy. Some foods, fattening or whatever, do not deserve to be tweaked from what people like and expect. Would you do that with the comic strip, Guy? Then don’t stick the idea in the strip!