My brother and nephew drink green juice every day. I eat a lot of junk food. For some reason, they seem to be healthier than me. I just can’t figure it out.
I could come up with something green to drink a lot faster than that, and with a lot less mess. So when you pour it down the sink you don’t feel so guilty.
boydpercy Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It probably has plenty of kale!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Koka-Kale-a!
harkherp almost 4 years ago
Soylent Green in a glass!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Theory and practice in one compact lesson. Fritzi is a Good Teacher.
WaitingMan almost 4 years ago
My brother and nephew drink green juice every day. I eat a lot of junk food. For some reason, they seem to be healthier than me. I just can’t figure it out.
Lou almost 4 years ago
While vodka might not make it taste better, it might make so you don’t care.
InquireWithin almost 4 years ago
You’re sunk.
asrialfeeple almost 4 years ago
What did you do?Make it by hand? Even then it wouldn’t take an hour.
tad1 almost 4 years ago
Clever. :)
tims145 almost 4 years ago
I could come up with something green to drink a lot faster than that, and with a lot less mess. So when you pour it down the sink you don’t feel so guilty.
wesleylscott1 almost 4 years ago
The only green beverage worthy of human consumption is Mountain Dew.