Nest Heads by John Allen for September 22, 2018

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    Melki Premium Member over 6 years ago

    You also get inundated with weekly offers to join AARP. Yippee!

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    Under Dog Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Hair growing out of your ears!

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    Bill The Nuke  over 6 years ago

    Senior discounts. South Carolina is very generous with the elderly. When you turn 85 you get a 0.5% discount from sales tax. Yeah, generous.

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    scaeva Premium Member over 6 years ago

    No colonoscopy, you get to look forward to colon cancer. It’s worth a little discomfort.

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    gcarlson  over 6 years ago

    Got to use the lighter, cheaper Perkins senior menu at 55. Looking forward to 60 so insurance will pay for shingles vaccines.

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    gcarlson  over 6 years ago

    When I announced to all of customers – half of the doctors – that I would be unavailable while celebrating my 50th birthday, one of them – my own doctor’s wife – that it had been the subject of some correspondence between her husband and a gastroenterologist. She said it was a great way to celebrate.

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    gcarlson  over 6 years ago

    Another doc told the residents he estimated he had saved more lives by ordering screening colonoscopies than anything else he had done.

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