Put downs that take more brains than the recipient has to realize that’s what they are:
I’m astounded by how much you know! (‘how much’ can be a very small amount)
Your parents are so lucky you’re their child! (Imagine having to deal with you knowing you’re not!)
I always have more fun when you’re at a party (… and I’m not. Too bad about tonight.)
Your sense of humor is literally mind boggling!
I really like your sense of style! (Keeps me in stitches)
This is kind of fun, isn’t it!
May 31, 2017
Put downs that take more brains than the recipient has to realize that’s what they are:
I’m astounded by how much you know! (‘how much’ can be a very small amount)
Your parents are so lucky you’re their child! (Imagine having to deal with you knowing you’re not!)
I always have more fun when you’re at a party (… and I’m not. Too bad about tonight.)
Your sense of humor is literally mind boggling!
I really like your sense of style! (Keeps me in stitches)
This is kind of fun, isn’t it!