Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 23, 2000

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Professor Obfuscate: The status quo of the two party system depends on distracting the population with simplistic rhetoric... Critical thinking would lead to a viable third party getting in, which mean politicians would have to actually keep their campaign promises... and they'll do anything to prevent that...and keep the gravy train of incumbency rolling. Obviousman: So, gulp, what are you going to do with me now? Professor Obfuscate: Let you go wondering the rest of your life trying to get mindless Americans to think for themselves. Giggle. Obviousman: Sigh, now that's what I call diabolical... The legend of Obviousman, Finale. Professor Obfuscate reveals the source of American's media zombie... Help Obviousman in his quest to wake up Americal... Be cynical...