Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 03, 2008

Transcript:

Joe: Uh... what's this, Danae? Danae: Your lead story. It's an investigative report on the flock of ducks in our yard. Joe: I'm not going to say this on the air! Danae: Well, of course you don't say it, Daddy... you use the cable news standard of journalism by posing it as a question. Joe: "Have we been invaded by a bunch of jihadist ducks?" Danae: OK... now try it without the I've-sold-my-sold-for-ratings despair in your voice...