Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 15, 2009
May 14, 2009
May 16, 2009
Transcript:
Joe Pyle: You cheated on a test? Danae: No ... it was my enhanced studying program. Joe Pyle: And now you have detention?! Danae: No ... I'm a victim of student rendition. Joe Pyle: What makes you think using banal euphemisms is going to change the reality of the situation? Bob: I tried to warn you about letting her watch TV news, Joe ... Joe Pyle: Oh, shut up, Bob ...
1) Bob is Joe’s (lawyer?) brother, with the umbrella drink.
2) The First Amendment belongs to those who own printing presses and transmitters (sadly)…