Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 15, 2009
Transcript:
Joe Pyle: You cheated on a test? Danae: No ... it was my enhanced studying program. Joe Pyle: And now you have detention?! Danae: No ... I'm a victim of student rendition. Joe Pyle: What makes you think using banal euphemisms is going to change the reality of the situation? Bob: I tried to warn you about letting her watch TV news, Joe ... Joe Pyle: Oh, shut up, Bob ...
LordDogmore over 15 years ago
Okay, see if y’all follow me here, Knowledge is power, power corrupts. We gain knowledge from watching the “TV News”. Soooo by that extent, the TV news is corrupting the youth of this country. So fight corruption by watching the Cartoon network.
Dutchboy1 over 15 years ago
But…they don’t show the old Warner Bros Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck etc. cartoons anymore. Those were the really good cartoons.
ZetaZeta over 15 years ago
@LordDogmore: I get the age old saying “Knowledge is power” but in reality, I think it’s really the one who distributes knowledge who truly holds power.
You can be the smartest person in the world, it doesn’t mean people are going to listen to you.
He who is the most influencial has the most power. That’s where television media comes in. They hold great power in this nation.
However I think the cartoon itself is more poking fun at “Overseas Contingency Operations” than anything else.
Fresh_Mint over 15 years ago
I haven’t seen any news or information on “TV-news” for a long time now. CNN, NBC, FOX, you name it, they don’t do news, they spew opinions and read out emails, for their “news value”. Even BBC is stuping lower than I could have ever imagined.
wndrwrthg over 15 years ago
“Knowledge is a deadly friend When no one sets the rules”. “Epitaph” King Crimson
wicky over 15 years ago
As Twain said “those who do not read the news are uninformed, and those who do read the news are misinformed”.
dwandelt Premium Member over 15 years ago
The real issue is that no one presenting information to another is truly impartial. Some actually do try to be; others have a conscious agenda. But if only the facts were presented, the news would be so boring that no one would watch. The real issue is really two: 1: ratings, 2: trying (maybe unconsciously) to use one’s opportunity to influence others for what one personally defines as “good”. It’s unavoidable.
okvol over 15 years ago
And no one will run Speedy Gonzales either. It’s funny that the corporate networks are afraid of accusations of racism, but I’ve seen lunch specials labeled “Speedy Gonzales” at many Mexican restaurants.
kaki8 over 15 years ago
This is one of my favorite comics and I have been reading them for 50 years! It always makes me laugh, then think.
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
LordDogmore - Works for me.
I haven’t watched a TV in 6 years, don’t miss it. I get what I need from GoComics, toons and editorial blips.DesultoryPhillipic over 15 years ago
“Knowledge is a deadly friend When no one sets the rules”. “Epitaph” King Crimson
Knowledge is self-regulatory to the extent that the rule makers disseminate it. Me
UP AGAINST THE WALL RULE MAKERS
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
you mean like saying ”nancy knew and approved the torture all along!” ignoring the fact that SOMEbody approved it and should pay for it in the first place?
jmworacle over 15 years ago
When Nancy Pelosi’s aide attended the meeting she thought it would be about skate boarding not water boarding………
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Danae, cheating will make you learning nothing at all. So next time no more cheating again.
Miller_Junkie over 15 years ago
Thanks Wiley Miller. Santa Rosa, CA Press Demo reader.
alife over 15 years ago
Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace. Elbert Hubbard To know that we know what we know, and that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge. Henry David Thoreau http://www.famousquotesandauthors.com/topics/knowledge_quotes.html
bmonk over 15 years ago
and, alife, “Think deeply of simple things.” Dr. Arnold Ross (1906-2002)
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Good humor still rules.
treered over 15 years ago
THANKS! ALL CAPS INTEDNED! …in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king…
jimeguess over 15 years ago
Danae is being a young Nancy Pelosi …
Trebor39 over 15 years ago
Danae, you’re perfect for the new world double speak.
alife over 15 years ago
bmonk there are too many to list:D
bobpeters61 over 15 years ago
I think everyone’s overthinking this one.
She got the idea that euphemisms dictate reality from the ways they are used on the TV “news.”
On a lighter note, ayone else notice that Bob’s having a manly beer while the guy “chastising” him has a little umbrella in his drink?
David_J Premium Member over 15 years ago
Yeah, what Karen Baumhower said!
And to those who see politics in everything and can’t leave it at home, get a hobby… or therapy. This constant whining really takes a bite out of my mellow!
Bittermelon of Truth over 15 years ago
@ZetaZeta: I thought that it was more about ridiculing “man-created disasters” than OCO…
ZetaZeta over 15 years ago
@BinaryWiener: Actually, after reading some of these comments, it might also be “Enhanced Interrogation.”
pbarnrob over 15 years ago
1) Bob is Joe’s (lawyer?) brother, with the umbrella drink.
2) The First Amendment belongs to those who own printing presses and transmitters (sadly)…