Government health care, Ja Ja Adolf, und ve haf volunteers
okaaaayyy… Ya know, most of the cuisine-challenged bridge substructure symbionts at least pretend that their gonzo rantings are slightly relevant to the comic whose comments they befoul…
treeredasked:
”Where are the stairs to the Helopad?” ANSWER: PLEASE! Stairs are for Middle Management and under. Go to the bar and pull the Second wine bottle from the LEFT TOWARD you(Yes, like a beer tap) this allows the panel with the Portrait on it to slide sideways to reveal the secret ELEVATOR CAR (lift) that takes you 1/2 a floor to the roof and the Helipad. - That also explains why the CEO had to cut Healthcare and 450 jobs from their budget (Don’t worry folks, they were just on paper for the IRS audit anyway!)
I hope people aren’t about to consider that this replicates the oval office. The scenery out the window has it entirely too high to be anything on Penn Avenue. Incidentally, I have to agree with TheDoctortheoneonlya… that IS a good one;)
not to be nasty or anything, but…
would that some of the “golden parachutes” were made out of real gold - and the execs getting them had to use them first, before they were allowed to keep them. (if they survived the drop)
He gave himself a raise, I bet. I’m sure he sold the chairs to a health insurance company. They are rolling in dough. They make money by rationing health care, covering only the healthy, and basically getting between us and our doctors…..
Imagine if he’d had a budget increase, then he’d go the opposite way and get a larger chair to make his subordinate even more insignificant. That’s power for you…
EarlWash about 15 years ago
WHOOOOSE sacrifice?
I hear tell, it is intended for people to be sacrificed for health care reduction costs.
I might have a better idea. Let’s sacrifice congress and lobyists.
madKanga about 15 years ago
Typical top management - “their” sacrifices always affect others more than them.
ARF2 about 15 years ago
There is still one chair in that office too many.
Or, is the guy in the chair that is redundant?
treered about 15 years ago
where are the stairs to the helo pad?
treered about 15 years ago
re a couple of days ago; shadowriter, an AK47 is a Kalashnikov. the AC47 is Puff the Magic Dragon.
Superfrog about 15 years ago
Nice rug.
fairportfan about 15 years ago
durtclaw said
Government health care, Ja Ja Adolf, und ve haf volunteers
okaaaayyy… Ya know, most of the cuisine-challenged bridge substructure symbionts at least pretend that their gonzo rantings are slightly relevant to the comic whose comments they befoul…
shadowwriter about 15 years ago
pls no political comments here….it just bugs me, lol treered
TheDOCTOR about 15 years ago
treeredasked: ”Where are the stairs to the Helopad?” ANSWER: PLEASE! Stairs are for Middle Management and under. Go to the bar and pull the Second wine bottle from the LEFT TOWARD you(Yes, like a beer tap) this allows the panel with the Portrait on it to slide sideways to reveal the secret ELEVATOR CAR (lift) that takes you 1/2 a floor to the roof and the Helipad. - That also explains why the CEO had to cut Healthcare and 450 jobs from their budget (Don’t worry folks, they were just on paper for the IRS audit anyway!)
TheDOCTOR about 15 years ago
………..Now thats aFUNNY JOKE right there!!!
ninmas about 15 years ago
so they sacrificed color?
SPDworks about 15 years ago
I hope people aren’t about to consider that this replicates the oval office. The scenery out the window has it entirely too high to be anything on Penn Avenue. Incidentally, I have to agree with TheDoctortheoneonlya… that IS a good one;)
lazygrazer about 15 years ago
See?—it’s not as easy being a multi-billionaire as one might think.
Trebor39 about 15 years ago
A chair, a chair, my kingdom for a chair!
EarlWash about 15 years ago
What…”no political comments here”?
The comic IS a political comment!
citygirlpz about 15 years ago
no need for a chair to sip cocktails, hence the well-appointed bar…
bmonk about 15 years ago
They can’t afford to lay him off–golden parachute…
yyyguy about 15 years ago
not to be nasty or anything, but… would that some of the “golden parachutes” were made out of real gold - and the execs getting them had to use them first, before they were allowed to keep them. (if they survived the drop)
Lester_77515 about 15 years ago
Well, at least one judge is paying attention.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/business/steffy/6626409.html#
Mikey8 about 15 years ago
The money saved is in an off-shore account.
bmonk about 15 years ago
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo!
wicky about 15 years ago
Survival of the fattest.
nerdhoof about 15 years ago
Anyone who posts a reference to “Adolf” should see Tom the Dancing Bug from last week.
Varnes about 15 years ago
He gave himself a raise, I bet. I’m sure he sold the chairs to a health insurance company. They are rolling in dough. They make money by rationing health care, covering only the healthy, and basically getting between us and our doctors…..
DaveLowell Premium Member about 15 years ago
Imagine if he’d had a budget increase, then he’d go the opposite way and get a larger chair to make his subordinate even more insignificant. That’s power for you…
runninanreadin about 15 years ago
Welcome to “The Dept. of Redundancy Department”……
ironflange about 15 years ago
Hahahahaha!
I mean…
Why do you hate America, you Commie pinko fascist Nazi?!?
WalterEPhillips almost 5 years ago
Sticks and stones will break my bones but names will never hurt me.