Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 08, 2010
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Ned: Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one? Woman: Uh...sure. Ned: Multiple choice, guys...wainscoting is: A. A style of body painting at mardi gras. B: The second baseman for the 1953 Red Sox. C. A type of paneling. Voices: A.No, B! A. B. A, baby! B! Ned: The consensus is, "C". Woman: I'll give you that one for using sound deductive reasoning.
Wainscot derives from the 1300’s (The Middle Ages) . It was originally not an over application, but an instead of application. Wood board paneling would be cheaper than plastering, which was labor intensive, used 3/4 of the amount of wood anyway and horsehair to hold the plaster together. Now we use relatively cheap gypsum board and dress it up with thin veneers instead of real boards to simulate what people used to do out of low tech necessity.
Here’s a definition from http://www.m-w.com.
Main Entry: 1wain·scot Pronunciation: \ˈwān-skət, -ˌskōt, -ˌskät\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Middle Dutch wagenschot, probably from wagen wagon + schot shot, crossbar Date: 14th century
1 British : a fine grade of oak imported for woodwork 2 a (1) : a usually paneled wooden lining of an interior wall (2) : a lining of an interior wall irrespective of material b : the lower three or four feet (about one meter) of an interior wall when finished differently from the remainder of the wall