Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 02, 2010

LOL!!!

ROFL!

There’s one born every minute.

Usually it’s the lawyers that are the real clowns.

stepped into that one…put your own foot in your mouth

Of course he’s guilty, he’s a clown and clowns are evil!

How stupid… sigh

Hey, not all clowns are evil! Quick List:

Bozo The Clown Ronald McDonald Emmit Kelly, Jr. Freddy The Freeloader (Red Skelton) Carabell The Clown The Town Clown

Those clowns are 100% harmless!

About yesterday:

Wait for it.

At 4 this morning my little orange tiger was sitting on the floor beside the bed rowling like crazy. I got up, carfeful not to wake Sleeping Beauty (who could sleep through a nuclear war) and turn her into the Evil Queen (who could start one) and followed Rusty to the patio door where I found a small, skinny gray tiger begging for food. I gave it a can even as it ran away from me, then came back when i left it alone. I watched over it in case any of our neighborly raccoon came for a snack. It dashed off when done, but i suspect will be back for more and we can b=bring it in, too, and deal with our dear Vet.

Anyway, at that point I slouched in the armchair, and this flash came to me: Wiley had God in Brunhilda costume, ready to sing Wagnerian Ragnarok. No Thor at all, merely apocalyptic Opera. We was wrong.

Then, in a flight of Jung man’s fancy, I realized something else: even my UN-conscious is smarter than I am.

Josh: If you’d ever eaten at Micky D you would know Ronald is NOT harmless. He’s merely “Killing me softly” with his fries, “killing me softly.”

Remember the original Ronald McDonald? How corny he looked.

As for the clowns, this reminds me of the Far side clowns. Those guys were hilarious.

WHEN I WATCHED HOWDY DOODY I CALLED HIM/HER CLARABELL ????

I hear the ACLU (American Clown Liberties Union) wants to weigh in to have the case thrown out because of profiling.

Who is that, Sideshow Bob?

Arizona DOES have a law pending, imag. The mimes that have retired there are REALLY vengeful.

Ronald McDonald is by far the most evil of all clowns. Kids love him even though he kills them by the thousands. If you saw “Supersize Me” you will fully understand that the clown in the horror movies(Chuck, I think) is just a petty amateur.

clarabell???? first portrayer was capt. kangaroo. go figure;.) all rise for the clown of the court.

Life must have clowns, like them or not.

Well, if the shoe fits……………!

Clown court! How appropriate! Today’s American justice system. Fascist judges unaccountable to the people, over paid crooked lawyers, the wealthy and famous getting away with murder because they can afford it. Jurors being fined and jailed for not showing up for jury duty when their struggling to feed their family. And the final insult is on those jurists who do show up and find the defendant guilty then are physically attacked outside the courthouse by the defendants family. And they say its are duty to serve on a jury. Illegal Aliens get more compensation and protection!

Pepito Perez The Spanish vaudeville clown from the past was not evil. He was clever, talented, and funny.

Poor sap might not do well in a lineup either…

@FREEHOLDER1==You must be the world’s most dedicated comic junkie if you are still analyzing a morning comic in the middle of the night. And thinking up puns, too. Having problems with insomnia maybe???

My all time favorite clown is Homey the Clown from In Living Color. Truly a great, ingenious twist on clowning. Crusty is second. But as far as genuine circus clowns, the prize goes to Emmet Kelly (Sr.)….He was and is the gold standard….

I want to see that clown’s jury since it has to be made up of his peers. I love clowns.

Like I said, three, My cat alarm clock went off early. Tigers are the most human friendly and Rusty is the friendliest of all. He discovered his calling as the housecat and now thinks we need to adopt every other cat on the planet. (Oh, wait, that’s my wife.) Wiley alone gives my unconscious nightmares, though Yenny and Last Kiss do disturb me in other ways.

Clarabell was my fav too when I was little, then I graduated to Red Skelton – but we mustn’t forget Charlie Chaplin too!

He’s the one…he looks a little funny to me…