Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 23, 2010
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Transcript:
Joe: An autobiography? But you're only nine years old, Danae... Danae: I solved that little problem by inventing the prescient autobiography. It's my factual account of what my life will be, and I'm going to copy Mark Twain's marketing genius by holding it from publication for 100 years! Joe: Uh... wait... a factual account of what you haven't done? Danae: Yep! Joe: What would ever lead you to believe people are gullible enough to swallow that? Danae: Election results, mostly.
I shouldn’t have to explain this, but obviously I do here. The gag is in reference to campaign promises by candidates, folks, which applies to ALL politicians, regardless of what party they’re with.