Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2011
April 30, 2011
May 02, 2011
Transcript:
B.E. Before Eve - when Eden was anall-dude paradise... Adam: Whoa! How'd we get so fat? Could it have something to do with our diet? Rolf: Let's see...beer, pizza, beer, burgers, beer, fries, beer...nope. It's perfectly balanced nutrition. Adam: Maybe we should eat and drink less. Rolf: Well now, that's just cray talk! Adam: Yeah, you're right. So what we really need is... Rolf: Divine intervention? Adam: Yep...I'm sure the big dude with come up with a perfect solution. "Let there be tofu" Adam: ...or not.
You see, upon witnessing the tofu, they are so repulsed that they upchuck the contents of their stomachs, thus losing weight.