Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2011
Transcript:
B.E. Before Eve - when Eden was anall-dude paradise... Adam: Whoa! How'd we get so fat? Could it have something to do with our diet? Rolf: Let's see...beer, pizza, beer, burgers, beer, fries, beer...nope. It's perfectly balanced nutrition. Adam: Maybe we should eat and drink less. Rolf: Well now, that's just cray talk! Adam: Yeah, you're right. So what we really need is... Rolf: Divine intervention? Adam: Yep...I'm sure the big dude with come up with a perfect solution. "Let there be tofu" Adam: ...or not.
pbarnrob over 13 years ago
So That’s how that got started!
Can't Sleep over 13 years ago
And the Tofu so frightened them, that, yea, they chose to stop swilling, lest THEY be turned into Tofu.
kreole over 13 years ago
I bought tofu one time…..I sliced, battered and fried it. It had a taste that could be described as neutral.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
It could be worse Adam. God could have destroyed your paradise by creating Eve.
Thomas Skogestad over 13 years ago
Where’s the beef? Their diet seems to be lacking beef.
High carb, high fat!
Bittermelon of Truth over 13 years ago
@Darkeforce: Also soy milk and use soybeans in cooking. I have no opinion on tofu one way or the other, but texturized vegetable protein I stay away from!
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Can’t stand tofu, but burgers & pizzas aren’t much better and certainly can’t be good for weight-challenged people.
tskoge, burgers are beef - although the lowest form of beef. Pork rules. Where’s the pork?
Proginoskes over 13 years ago
The comic’s wrong … We all know that Tofu was created by Satan.
Proginoskes over 13 years ago
There’s no such thing as “soy milk” … Milk requires a breast.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Proof positive that The Big Dude has a sense of humor.
Brockie over 13 years ago
Wrap tofu in strips of bacon, dip in beer batter, fry….simply marvelous.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Tofu did not come from Heaven, perhaps the other direction.
God loves me. Here I was praying “Capt Eddie, Capt Eddie.” and I hit the button and I’m in Paradise. Now if I can only get the damned dog out of my seat before the first inning.
Brockie over 13 years ago
And tofu can be used as a foam rubber substitute but guess that was obvious.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
Tofu is short for “Toe Food,” I thought…
Well, it could be worse. God could have offered them “light” beer…
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
I too, tried tofu once. That’s the key word, once….
TheAuldWan over 13 years ago
I too, tried tofu once. That’s the key word, once….
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
Tufu….what a gruesome solution.
Miba over 13 years ago
Tofu is awesome. It’s cheap, it’s healthy, and you can make it taste any way you want because it has no taste of it’s own. You can use it in any meal you want to give it that extra boost of protein.
mututoyou over 13 years ago
Tofu also has a certain “texture” that causes an adverse reaction in my mouth - that of rejecting the foreign object from said mouth.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
I pride myself in the diverse things that I eat and enjoy and while my wife occasionally serves tofu for dinner, I usually, but not always, make a separate dinner on those nights.
thirdguy over 13 years ago
Cut in strips, breaded, fried, and coated in a butter/hot sauce combo, you still wish it was chicken!
CoBass over 13 years ago
@olfart Isn’t pork a “soo-ee” product?
roctor over 13 years ago
The ecumenical vacuum tube. What could go wrong?
Justice22 over 13 years ago
Thank God for tofu!!!!
James7344 over 13 years ago
You’re slipping there, Divine One. You could have created FOOTBALL! THAT would take the pounds off!
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
WATCHING football does nothing to reduce your weight. Anyway, it’s already been invented. See the May 14th strip
Ernest Lemmingway over 13 years ago
Tofu!? Does this mean that God is…fallible!?!?
Dtroutma over 13 years ago
Tofu was the inspiration for the 5 mph bumper
Iwa Iniki over 13 years ago
I love tofu and I hate beer.
artisanx over 13 years ago
ToFu is an abbreviation. It’s short for Totally Fu**ed! You like it, YOU EAT IT! I’ll have real food anyday!!!
vldazzle over 13 years ago
I also tried it once. I hear that it is neutral and can taste like anything-blah blah! Dr Oz also had a guy on last week who said we can live forever by giving up all meats (even fish and turkey) and all dairy! _ I won’t even give up my gin! I eat MY version of healthy- I’m 73 and work out every other day (and stay active on the others) and I may live into my 90s like many relations, and that’s plenty for me- I take NO medications and cook just about all of my own food (nothing processed) but my fav suppers are my whole wheat pepperoni pizza with a 1/2 plate of raw veggies, and my home roasted turkey breast slices with buttered yams and my recipe of Cuban black beans. Both are meals I plan to live with the rest of my life!
vldazzle over 13 years ago
I’m also keeping a great BMI and having a chem panel every year in May to track my progress on my own spread sheet! HAPPY EATING, everyone! There are always healthy and delish versions of what you relly WANT to eat!
Ronshua over 13 years ago
This comic suggests , The Big Dude answers requests , timely . I concur , the wise know to be careful in the nature of what is requested . Because 999 times out of a 1,000 , it may be tofu .
ilsapadu over 13 years ago
Dog’s gonna need a dentist.
Joseph Krois over 13 years ago
ToFu where art thou ToFu?… So loathed and hated… Not so bad, and good 4 u?… But not salted and berated… For nutritional value… And sane digestive behaviour… Tho not 4 taste 2 savor… IS STILL BETTER THAN A F@#KING BIG MAC!…
What a bunch of knobheads!… I mean really…
cleokaya over 13 years ago
vldazzle, good for you! You go girl!
Downundergirl over 13 years ago
i like tofu. (says she very, very quietly from down here)
DavidGBA over 13 years ago
The work of harvesting and butchering for all those buregers and pizza should have been exercise aplenty.
Lewis.F.LaHaise over 13 years ago
Tofu!? God is definitely a borderline anorexic girl! The disguise does not fool me!
Lektio over 12 years ago
You see, upon witnessing the tofu, they are so repulsed that they upchuck the contents of their stomachs, thus losing weight.