True, mimes are hell on property assessments. But they make good neighbors. Even if they have a fight, you can’t tell. Although,it does get pretty rough with the occasional drive-by miming.
Bert// add cartoonist to your list. They hang around the house all day// do nothing but draw and talk to themselves. You have to be careful around them or else something you say or do will end up on the funny pages.
Now, if we could add the political speed dialers calling to ask for support for their silly-arsed candidate to the list, and all the junk mail in the box (both USPS and internet), that would be a big improvement. With the way I see things going, the junk mail won’t be around much longer. Thinking of putting a trash can next to my mailbox on the road so that the USPS driver can Pre-sort for me.
The property values there must be sky high with everyone wanting to get into the neighborhood. How do we get rezoned.He forgot the telemarketers, sales people, and church recruiters.
doc white over 12 years ago
I want one .
Ida No over 12 years ago
True, mimes are hell on property assessments. But they make good neighbors. Even if they have a fight, you can’t tell. Although,it does get pretty rough with the occasional drive-by miming.
comicgos over 12 years ago
especially the republicans!
oldpine52 over 12 years ago
Lots of luck with that.
Rodney99 over 12 years ago
I find my “Lifetime NRA Member” sticker in the front window generally gets me left alone.
bluskies over 12 years ago
Looks like he’s laying in wait, but what’s he gonna do? He’s unarmed!
dataweaver over 12 years ago
We could use something like that on these boards at times. darn mimes…
thirdguy over 12 years ago
Wait until the sign ordinance people catch up with him!
AKHenderson Premium Member over 12 years ago
Actually I’d like to see Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann as mimes.
wilb44 over 12 years ago
Bert// add cartoonist to your list. They hang around the house all day// do nothing but draw and talk to themselves. You have to be careful around them or else something you say or do will end up on the funny pages.
dfowensby over 12 years ago
bloated fat women with noisy kids and cell phones too
Ida No over 12 years ago
Go over to Ces’t la Vie and grab one of Michael’s masks. Answer the door with that on.
psychlady over 12 years ago
I really need a place like that!!!
Harryfan over 12 years ago
How about a sign like this:
“We shoot every third solicitor and the second one just left”.Potrzebie over 12 years ago
Corner lot with a big sign in front of it. THAT devalues his property!!!!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago
you beat me to that one…
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
Works for me, but you’ll have to create a TV, radio, and Internet free zone.
KEA over 12 years ago
‘Beware of Crocodile’ signs also help.
Duncan Idaho over 12 years ago
As Steven Wright says.. “When you shoot a mime, you should use a silencer” – no noise violations there.
yuggib over 12 years ago
Now, if we could add the political speed dialers calling to ask for support for their silly-arsed candidate to the list, and all the junk mail in the box (both USPS and internet), that would be a big improvement. With the way I see things going, the junk mail won’t be around much longer. Thinking of putting a trash can next to my mailbox on the road so that the USPS driver can Pre-sort for me.
bbear over 12 years ago
Did he consult Danae for his list items?
Varnes over 12 years ago
I need a much bigger sign than that!!
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
dabugger over 12 years ago
no, no, no breathing
yohannbiimu over 12 years ago
How about “no occupiers?” Nothing in the world is worse.
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
Too bad about the Mimes. They can be entertaining. When you need target practise.
Depauwler over 12 years ago
Why is everyone hating on mimes? It’s not like they make much noise.
DrJKnows over 12 years ago
What?
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
As I am not planning to sell, why would I want property values to go up? That would only mean that I would have to pay higher taxes.Think about it.
TArabyte over 12 years ago
No Non-Sequiturs
Rodney99 over 12 years ago
As Gahan Wilson once said: Trespassers Will Be Experimented Upon.
bluskies over 12 years ago
Too little too late, but all I can say is “not for the couch upholstery.”
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
“Survivors will be prosecuted?”
mlswartz_99 over 12 years ago
Should have also included “Occupy Wall Street” protesters.