Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 08, 2012
January 07, 2012
January 09, 2012
Transcript:
Joe: What are you guys watching? Flo: Oh... just some reality show. Joe: So what's the premise of this one? Eddie: We'ah still tryin' to figyah that out. Flo: Near as I can tell a group of people who are deperate fah attention are put togethah in a contest of who can be the most outrageously delusional. Eddie: *urp* Joe: Ah, yes... then we all feel normal by comparison. Sounds like every other so-called reality show. Flo: Ah-yeh, pretty much... Television: Welcome back to the candidates debate... Flo: ...only this one's a lot more scary. Joe: Oh. Eddie: I wondah if I can get on this show.
I’d vote for Cap’n Eddie. Put Paulie on the same ticket and I’d even start campaigning for the both of them. Not sure I want the mouse under his hat in the House, though…