Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 14, 2012
Transcript:
Joe: Don't you have homework to do, Danae? Danae: Whoa... I almost forgot. I mean to include excessive homework on my list of outrage yesterday. Thanks for the reminder, Daddy! Joe: OK... TV off, homework on... now. Danae: And a new item for the list... Lucy: Hey! Why do I have to go without TV just because you have homework? Danae: Here... start your own list.
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
Yeh, her’s is full.
palos over 12 years ago
Opposable thumbs.
phuhknees over 12 years ago
Lucy has opposable hooves.
bluskies over 12 years ago
Outrageous!
EDinWAState over 12 years ago
The Lucidity of Danae’s imagination is enviable.
psychlady over 12 years ago
Outrage doesn’t work. Homework still needs to be done!
bagbalm over 12 years ago
Have a friend with a miniature horse who comes in the house. hooves are hard on carpets so she wears kids tennis shoes. She can open the sliding door – but she won’t close it unless you yell at her. When the phone man saw this he was sure he had been drugged. She had on her rainbow sneakers that day…
rmacprivate over 12 years ago
Too much outrage and not enough Righteous Indignation here today.
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
Imagine if everyone could do exactly what they wanted to do.
Varnes over 12 years ago
I bet Lucy would enjoy some Mr. Ed reruns…
luvcmx over 12 years ago
Isn’t it better for the body for a person to be OUTraged than INraged? Of course Danae is probably both most of the time.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Imagine how outraged your teacher is going to be when you don’t turn in any homework, Danae.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Lingee, He/she’s already on the list, I’m sure……………………
The Life I Draw Upon over 12 years ago
Lucy makes horse sense to me.
Gokie5 over 12 years ago
“. . . am I to assume Lucy is a real live, talking miniature horse, and not a stuffed toy that comes to life only in Danae’s imagination?”A little while back, Wiley checked into the comments section and said that Lucy is a real miniature horse, not a toy.
dfowensby over 12 years ago
and you thot Hobbes was a real talking Bengal, didn’t you?
dfowensby over 12 years ago
and just imagine how outraged she’ll be when she gets put back a year, since they probably don’t have schools for the mentally gifted in Maine—here in Virginia, “special” students have to be retarded to qualify. they don’t give a damn about genius kids. figgers.
Doodlemommie over 12 years ago
I seem to recall Lucy coming to live with them. Didn’t Danae “find” her somewhere. Don’t remember where she came from but I remember Danae’s struggle with her father to keep Lucy.
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Over-privileged kids…come on, we ALL were! with unreal expectations set when we/‘they’ were babies…OUT raged!
Nobody reading this has had much outdoor toilet experience, nor even gone across the street to shoot a hydrophobic dog…
But are capable of outrage. At THEIR own supposed royal supposed mistreatment…
love the strip. Bet it’s greatly beloved in Haiti…too.
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
Here’s my list: wet toilet paper, dirt road signs warning that the road is “primitive”, boogers you can feel but not snag, people who believe things without facts (religious and secular), pundits (or, did I just mention them?), people who repeat themselves (oh, wait…), and the list goes on and on…
oompah over 12 years ago
Tomorrow… I am waiting, EAGERLY, for tomorrow’s strip!Tomorrow is the 15th of March 2012AD!
oompah over 12 years ago
nobody (nobody I tell) seems to understand that I am referring to 15th of March 1992AD!!!
oompah over 12 years ago
TOMORROW!!!
dabugger over 12 years ago
gosh, also need an alter ego …..so what’s up now?
DrJKnows over 12 years ago
Wiley, Lucy does look like she could pull a miniature Bud beer wagon :-) A team of four (or is it two?) Lucy’s :-0
Msneva over 12 years ago
Anyone see a Calvin & Hobbes re-do?
Kali39 over 12 years ago
She learns her lesson well from Calvin. Few people put so much effort into avoiding homework…
Fan o’ Lio. over 12 years ago
Danae and Heart are both railing about homework today.