Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 28, 2012

No, he is trying to remember how to read.

Hold the sign up-side-down. That could really make things interesting..

What? No teleprompter comments? Gee, folks have forgotten about notes, cue cards, and prompts? (That IS where the name “teleprompter” comes from.)

♫ ♪ Your mind is on vacation, ♪♫….. but your mouth is workin’ overtime…. .♫♪♫ ♫ ♪

surfsnuff, I represent that!

Oh get off it already! The 99% doesn’t represent 70% of those they’re protesting for and most of the 1% really did work for their money! Enough already!

Do as I say, not… um… not… oh, how does that go, again?

With the spotlights that bright, I’m surprised that he can even read the cue card!

Johnny, thanks, you’re a gentleman and a scholar….(That’s what my dad used to say when I did something for him….)

BTW, that’s a really well produced clip isn’t it? That ones going on my Facebook page…

Here’s the ’ for the word one’s…the grammar police are out tonight….swut I heard…..

Anyway, I’m still trying to figure out what the cursive writing of the mic cord says…I think I’m gettin’ it……………man……….did you ever really look at your hand? You just will it to move and it does……automatically…..cool……………………………………………………..

In retrospect, who would really want to improve their memory?

Kendraff…there’s NO way you can know how much or how many of the 1% etc actually EARNED their money. Except Forebes’ list of billionaires indicates that NOT VERY Manyearned it themselves…

Without the 99%, anyway, could there be a 1%?So which comes first, the chicken or the egg? and to put it another way, which came first, the 1% or the 99%?

…saw this happen before, but it was at an Ozzy Osbourne concert in 2001.

Sitting in the front row (EXPENSIVE BLOODY SEATS), I could see the teleprompter scrolling across Ozzy’s eyes – he was so brain-fried that he didn’t remember most of his songs without assistance…

What a dilemma, reading and memory. With TV and Face Book there is almost no need to truly read—with comprehension and retain something of a memory. Or just simply using your brain.

♫ ♪ thanks, for the memories.. ♫ ♪

Um huh…well come to…er, welcome to the mammary improvement…I mean, the…look, could you bring that sign a little closer?

Imagine the memory of audience (of four)..Happy anniversary.

like i sed before, some troll will come along and twist a funny strip into something totally stupid.

While we’re on old age (the gentleman with the mic looks as though he’s been around the block a few times), this actually happened on Monday the 23rd (I put this on another site yesterday, but forget which one :-) ):

My daugther, “Brünhilde,” answered the phone:Brünhilde: Hello.Old man: Hello. May I ask who is calling?Brünhilde: YOU’RE the one who’s calling ME!Old man: Oh.

…I think I’ve been to that seminar..

Great comments again but I lost track of what the strip said while reading them because most of them were off topic!

Thanks for another great strip Wiley and congratulations on 20 years! Don’t think I’ve missed more than a few in those 20 and thank you very much for the great art & wonderful flights of fancy you have taken us on. ;-)

Actually, “news” folks don’t use prompters any more for their “memory”, they use earbuds, and STILL can’t pronounce words, or have any understanding of what they’re told to speak. It isn’t much different for “expert” commentators, like the memory expert, either.

just needs help remembering WHICH speech he’s giving today

Then stick with the 50% who will vote for their own best economic interests. And, BTW, I thought it was closer to 87% of stats were made up on the spot. ;-)

As the man on the podium can tell you it REALLY WORKS!!!!!!