Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 15, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 12 years ago

    He’s throwing to lightning to me. SAVE ME GOD!!!!

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    Dtroutma  over 12 years ago

    Ah, so many morons, so few lightning bolts.

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    The GOP convention is going to be in Tampa in less than 12 days. Perhaps, He could start there. And, while he’s at it, I know a few trolls… just sayin’…

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    Ida No  over 12 years ago

    Thin ’em! Thin ’em!Let him sort them all out later.

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    Linux0s  over 12 years ago

    He’s just acting out of smite.

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    pouncingtiger  over 12 years ago

    Aim for the “reality” shows, but be patient, in agreement with Linguist, save it for the GOP convention in Tampa.

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    Tyr14  over 12 years ago

    If god wants to thin the herd, why doesn’t he just make everybody skinnier ?

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    Can't Sleep  over 12 years ago

    I dunno, I think that the Boss doesn’t like the Paul Ryan selection. (Hope Mitt’s got a Plan B…)

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    Oh dear….but clever.

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    greg_liu  over 12 years ago

    Lightning bolt. Lightning rods are what attract lightning bolts.

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    Willaran  over 12 years ago

    I like all the piece loving people who wish others dead because they disagree and especially the neat fear about some impending doom. These folk are just so much fun

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    A supposed supreme being can be whatever gender it wants to be.

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    thesnowleopard Premium Member over 12 years ago

    LOL! It’s spring 1348 all over again.

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    loudmouthbass  over 12 years ago

    @Absalom57 +1…hopefully he would wait until Sept 6 when all the hypocrites are crowded in to the BANK OF AMERICA Stadium.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 12 years ago

    God’s ZAPS are more mightier than Broom Hilda’s.

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    jsprat  over 12 years ago

    @pcoli, clark kent; kinda looks like Katy Bates from this angel.

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    ajnotales  over 12 years ago

    Nah … God’s just pissed that Usain Bolt beat him in the 100…

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    Plods with ...™  over 12 years ago

    Must be time for the Darwin Awards.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @dtroutma

    Where there’s a will, there’s a way. Fully expect God to find a way around this perplexing problem. Of course, none of us will be the target.“Hey, I’m a great driver-everybody else drives like a moron”.We look in the mirror and judge ourselves perfectly sane. God may not take such a charitable view.

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    stripseeker  over 12 years ago

    @Wiley

    Thanks for today’s electrifying strip. You are a master at provoking controversy among your comment-making readership.Not quite sure how you will be viewed for this propensity come Judgment Day. Hope it’s not warm there.

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    KSfarmgirl  over 12 years ago

    @Tyr14The more fat the quicker you burn (try it with a lean burger and fat burger). The dripping fat fuels the fire. Read the US fat report. The burning of Atlanta will be nothing compared to whole states going up in flame. Strategically placed lightning strikes will lighten the earth. Go for it, Thor!! Reduce the people pollution!

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    To thin the herd, will God solve obesity by destroying McDonalds? If so, I need to go get that last McGriddle now! And why don’t they put railings around those clouds? Wouldn’t want anyone to fall…

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    Beleck3  over 12 years ago

    amazing. wonder where this will all lead. the Right has lost it so completely. past incredible. just to hear them open their moutns and watch all the “crazy talk”. sad.

    America is done. over.

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Note to all the nimrods out there, who automatically assume ( emphasis on the first syllable ) that I was singling out their particular political party for divine retribution. I AM APOLITICAL and a registered No Party Preference ( Independent ) voter.But I do live in South Florida and the GOP convention is going to be one colossal PITA , so that was my obvious first choice. What goes on in Charlotte can stay in Charlotte.Have we gone so far down the tubes that we can no longer take a joke ? Are our political skins so thin that we can’t take a little satire or irony ? We have become a pretty SAD country when we can’t laugh at ourselves.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Hell, I blame it all on God, anyway. He started it! None of this would have or could happened without him!..He made us the way we are, he is the only one to blame….He should give himself a lighting bolt right up his Holy Wazzooo……

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    JeNagVaz  over 12 years ago

    Drought in America’s bread belt, depletion of major fish stock due to overfishing, pollution, warming water temps; the latter causing severe weather events… Yeah… “thin the herd” sounds right.

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    Desertfox89029  over 12 years ago

    Watch out, God is going to get you!

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    sarah413 Premium Member over 12 years ago

    @linguist. After he’s one with the G.O.P convention, maybe then go to Charlotte and deal with the Democratic Convention? Both sides need that jolt. Maybe God should send Broom Hilda as back-up?

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Fine with me. Both parties could use a little herd thinning.

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    Badfisherman  over 12 years ago

    Get off MSNBC & see what Barry has done to undermine the U.S.A. Constitution.

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    underwriter  over 12 years ago

    Robert Frost:

    Some say the world will end in fire

    Some say in ice

    From what I’ve tasted of desire

    I hold with those who favor fire

    But if it had to perish twice

    I think I know enough of hate

    To say that ice is also great

    And would suffice

    (from memory so probably some mistakes, and I didn;t even attempt punctuation)

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    Nimrod was a mighty hunter. Now it means someone who is numb in the head. So ironic you using that epithet.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thank you, thank you,thank you. Every once in a while somebody picks up on my double entendres. I try to choose my words carefully and yes, sometimes with a sardonic sense of humor. I always appreciated it when someone "get s it ".BTW, I always enjoy your comments. They are always well reasoned and articulate. Keep fighting the good fight !

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    btrfly_lvr  over 12 years ago

    it doesn’t make sense, a lot of you are saying you hate the other party and wish them dead and say that’s okay because the other party is ruining the world. It’s not either party that is ruining america, its the people who areblaming the other party for the problems we face today and not looking in the mirror realizing that this bigoted hate is what is ruining the world. No one deserves to die for their political or religious beliefs. The people who deserve to die are the people who kill, rape, molest, others in cold blood. As the old adage goes, you must be the change you wish to see in the world. In many cases the only way to bring about change is to work with people of different opinions and come up with a solution that benefits everyone.

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    pawpawbear  over 12 years ago

    I feel I must weigh in.(That is quite ironic coming from a guy with my girth.) I am Christian, through and through. I do believe that God will “thin the herd” in his own time. However, if you think God favors one party or another, you presume much. For you who tend to the far right and claim God’s word for all you do, Please refer tothe fifth chapter of the Book of Acts of the Apostles. In this book it is tol how the early Christians lived communally and shared everything they had. There was a couple named Ananias and Saphira who withheld what they had and LIED about it(think offshore banks). They were cut down by God for lying. We have lived so greedily that God is now reserving judgenent for that “Great Day of the Lord”.

    OK, so you think I have let the left slide. Wrong! Two thousand years ago the Apostle Paul wrote that God’s wrath would be turned towards those who turn against the “natural” use of the opposite sex. That, in addition to the commandment that we not murder, is enough to get yourselves on the wrong side of God Almighty.

    I usually try to stay put and not get involved as deeply in these discussions. I usually urge everyone to take a more moderate stance. Not today, the hate and anger that is beginning to come out in this forum is absulutly disgusting. You all, with a few exceptions, should be utterly ashamed of yourselves. Get it together people. We can get through this bad time if we pull together as a nation or we can all go down he toilet of history.

    I’ve said my piece. You can all call me ugly names now. Have a wonderful day and I pray that you all will be blessed.

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    fgerbil46  over 12 years ago

    Think he should start with USPS Management for many reasons. ;-)

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    Capt Tom  over 12 years ago
    Uhmmmmm….This is not going to be a good day!
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    Uncle Joe  over 12 years ago

    Is this Zeus or Yahweh?

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    Linguist  over 12 years ago

    I’d rather be kissed than dissed.

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    chazandru  over 12 years ago

    Why do humans call an act of nature an act of God? MY invisible friend(God) may allow these things to happen as they are things influenced by the behaviors of man and nature, but the acts of God I see are people helping people, or someone taking a moment to say a kind word to another. Love is an act of God, and judgement will be an act of God, but we and the planet do all the thinning of the herd without any help at all from divinity.Respectfully,C.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Man, I hope this one doesn’t get all political……

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    pcolli  over 12 years ago

    Ah, religion and politics; the two main causes of war.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Anyone need a cool glass of lemonade? Ice cold beer?

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    Gokie5  over 12 years ago

    Careful with this Tampa business . . . I live in St. Pete.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Vonne, can you help me out with a C.C. and soda, tall? Thanks in advance, dude…….maybe some beer nuts? They’re finally making them salty enough again………

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    beaver48612  over 12 years ago

    And he might as well should be. Can you f*ing say… OVERPOPULATION???

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    Dr Lou Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Of course He does…probably has that same look every Presidential election cycle.

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    oldguy2  over 12 years ago

    You never knew the ‘students for a democratic party’’

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    oldguy2  over 12 years ago

    Hitler said the IQ would rise…

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    Dtroutma  over 12 years ago

    “jack”, I suggest you READ comments before getting “bent” on the “bigot” charge… I said MORONS.

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    gfredrickson85  over 12 years ago

    NightGaunt49-The USA being the largest empire to ever span the Earth? Really? By what measurement? The English empire was larger by far, the Russian Empire was larger, one could argue that the Soviet Union and the and PRC are way larger. Not to mention the fact that the USA is not an empire. Might want to check your facts next time.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    As usual, your magniloquent verbosity and grandiose erudition is superfluous (BTW – that was a gentle tease :-).What I understood you to say is that the Bible is a book of myths more influenced by those who penned it than actually being the word of God. Hopefully, that’s not too simplistic a reiteration…Jesus stated the Hebrew texts were God’s word (John 17:17), and referred to them often. Shall I offer you some evidence from within that it is the word of God?

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    ninety_nine_percent  over 12 years ago

    Nice ’toon Wiley.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Wiley, please forgive those who turned this cartoon political…But again, ultimately it’s God’s fault…Didn’t you ever just want to tell God where to go?

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    rogue53  over 12 years ago

    Man wanted to ‘rule’ himself. God told them it wouldn’t work, that man ultimately dominates man to his injury. Was God wrong? Does it appear that man is doing a good job ruling himself, and taking care of his home? Now that EVERY possible type of man made government has been attempted, (democracy, monarchy, dictatorship, etc. ad nauseum) we can see the results. On His timetable He will clean house, not destroy the house, just evict the faithless tenants, and allow those He chooses to remain. IMHO.

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    pam Miner  over 12 years ago

    God doesn’t need to, the big tycoons and robber barons will thin the herd just fine, if R& R get elected. The poor will die off, and the middle class will be the new poor.

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    Spamgaard  over 12 years ago

    I really don’t think you can “balance out” wickedness. Yahweh promised the land of the Canaanites to the descendents of Abraham. Oh, by the way, the Canaanites are thoroughly evil and must be utterly destroyed. How very convenient for Yahweh and the Israelites to have justification for genocide.

    Perhaps the Israelites were more moral than the Canaanites? But god-given law, as shown in Exodus 21 – 23, doesn’t paint a pretty picture. Slavery seems to be fine, selling your daughter into slavery seems fine, cursing your parents gets you stoned to death, it’s okay to almost beat your slave to death, kill “witches”, et cetera. Deuteronomy is no better, what with beating disobedient children and stoning people for minor offenses (even if innocent).

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