Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 10, 2012

“Must be the space cowboy’s pet.”Some people call him Maurice.

I thought only space toads had thwarts.

don’t forget the date with Justin Booger.

she and Cap Eddie better NEVER spend time together!!!

She’s the one that stopped the space monkey invasion? I’ve always kinda wondered about that, because seriously, it looked really bad there for a while….

One day in the far future one of those clowns on Hologram Storage Wars will find this stuck in a locker she never paid the rent on and think they’ve found a great secret treasure and take it to an “expert” and the expert will say, after a LOOOOONG pause, “It’s worth millions since it’s by the President!”

I suppose I should thank Danae for the absence of space monkeys in my environs.

4th panel, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a kid slumped in a chair in despair drawn as well…

Her autobiography has been moved to fiction.

A joker, a smoker and a midnight toker, but not a gangster of love.

well Kate if you’d read the comments on this strip, instead of that silly book, you’d have many great comebacks…

A space monkey came to me a while ago gibbering with terror and asking for protection. At least that’s what I assume it was doing since I can’t speak Space Monkeyish.Anyway, now I know why:/

Space monkey? Did someone cross L. Frank Baum with Flash Gordon?

More Kate! More Kate! More Kate, More Kate…………not to be pompatus, or anything……….

Once got in trouble for bring over creative in creative writting class.

SOME PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE MONKEY

Miss Precocious…….

With Danae’s vivid imagination and driving marketing skills, I have no doubt that she’d be able to tweak a simple school report into a best selling memoir. Perhaps, she’ll call it Fifty Shades of Black ( moods ) or maybe, Up Front and Personal With the Space Monkey Invaders ?

She already does — under the psuedonym Wiley.

Probably not after last night’s win. Peyton still has a little magic left.

Space monkeys. Just another name for booger-brained boys.

Beware, Danae and puny humans….the space monkeys LIVE! Mmmwwwaaaahhh-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Help me here with name of the artist.Remember national brotherhood week?Genuflect,genufleck be happy it dosen"t last all year!Old heads awake.

Go ahead and shake the handOf someone you can’t standIt’s only for a week so have no fearjust grateful that it doesn’t last all year!

The protestants hate the Catholicsand everybody hates the Jews

Quoting now.

What I did on my summer vacation:#1. Eat#2. Defacate#3 Sleep#Repeat as neccessary!