Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 26, 2013

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    gocomics  over 11 years ago

    With a real hedge fund, the fund manager would be steering the car by remote… with his eyes closed.

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    firedome  over 11 years ago

    Sledge Hammer’s favorite phrase!

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    Linguist  over 11 years ago

    Good thing that car can turn on a dime… that’s all he’ll have left.

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    einarbt  over 11 years ago

    Clearly not the Google car.

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    Superfrog  over 11 years ago

    I see they used bridging finance.

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    Proginoskes  over 11 years ago

    What? No Apple Maps jokes?

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    wrwallaceii  over 11 years ago

    Trust me… he said, I know where we are… he said, I don’t need any advice… he said…

    Okay mister ‘I got this’… Now what…?

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    JusSayin  over 11 years ago

    Where are the clients’ yachts? Clients cannot afford yachts, those are for hedge fund managers and client breakers, I mean brokers.

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    wrwallaceii  over 11 years ago

    Well, it’s not MY money, so what?

    I got mine dude, how’re you doin?

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    jreckard  over 11 years ago

    Financial Cliff Notes.

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    watmiwori  over 11 years ago

    whaffor he need a piece of the rock? He got plenty nuff rocks in head already….

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    I was playing one morning with my tiny little cars, and one got stuck like in a high place…Hmmm.

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    dabugger  over 11 years ago

    Yeah, just like we did before 2007…..

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    Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I like one comic where the car runs off the cliff and the voice says…………..“Recalculating”I had a Dodge Patrol car that talked.If you did not close the door it would say “The door is a ajar.”I would argue….A door is a door it is not a jar.This comic escapes me as I am not a fincancial wizard. I understand nothing about high finances. I just work, get paid, and spend money living as good as I can. Why save it?Save it for WHO?? Make your own damn way I did.

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    klunker rider  over 11 years ago

    Whats missing is the trapese to get to the other side.

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    Gokie5  over 11 years ago

    I don’t have much regard for the GPS lady. When we were leaving Phenix City, AL, she tried to make us drive into the Chattahoochee River.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 11 years ago

    Right, now Gun it!!!

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    Hawthorne  over 11 years ago

    “Just one of the slimy rich that support the Democrats.”

    I always get a good laugh at the partisanship on these boards. How can you tell there are two parties? Do they have different policies?

    No they don’t. If there is any difference at all, it is purely superficial, i.e., the Dems might have better manners.

    We have a one party government.

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    hippogriff  over 11 years ago

    Hawthorne: We have more than one party. It is just that Libertarians are a joke; Socialists are required to call themselves “Independent”, even in the Senate; and Greens must never be mentioned in any of the corporate media.

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    lmonteros  over 11 years ago

    I tell my kids to always carry paper maps. That’s cuz we live near a desert and GPS can make deadly mistakes.

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    Enoki  over 11 years ago

    Is Obama on another vacation…!?

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