Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 08, 2013

Hope you like pipe jokes.

Trivia/Fart contest every Tuesday…..,…….

Long living in “microscopic town” America, not just “small town” makes you aware that versatility is inversely proportional to the distance from a Wal Mart.

‘Open mic’ is simply a rehash of all the days experiences! It’s really no different from chewin’ it up at the ol’ waterin’ hole!!

" A mechanic walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman gives a sharp intake of breath and says, ’It’ll take a few days, I’ll have to order it from the manufacturers.’"

I’ve driven through towns in upstate NY where I’ve seen signs not too dissimilar from that.

Well I hope you know more about your organ pipes than your scaffolding pipes, or I’d be doubling your public liability, mate …

The biggest joke is when you see your repair bill !But the guy’s in luck. Friday is Open Mic Night and the funniest gets a complimentary lube job.

I saw a place something like that on Manitoulin Island.

In the little Wisconsin village where I stay on and off, at the corner of a highway and the village’s main street there’s the only place you can get anything resembling a grocery. It also has a good auto mechanic, and is a hobby shop, with model airplanes hanging from the ceiling. When I’m there they save a Milwaukee Journal Sentinel for me every day. I no longer stay in the village during the winter, because I can no longer navigate the icy streets.

We have some like that out here in the Ozarks, but most of them also sell fishing tackle, minnows, and worms.

looks good….

My kind of town…

hope he has a liquor license …. sodas won’t do.

“Bob’s Fast-Food Palace, Liquor Emporium, Extreme Sports, and Funeral Parlor.”

AT least he has his day job…

I think Wiley’s been watching Corner Gas reruns. :-)

I was reading the roadside sign for a strip mall. One of the business was the Hawaiian Grill. Directly under that sign was one for the Car Wash.

It got me thinking how funny businesses and organizations would sound if you just put “and Car Wash” behind their names.

Jackson, Smith and Jones, Attorneys at Law and Car WashBaptist Hospital and Car WashSt. Peter’s Episcopal Chruch and Car WashUnited States Superme Court and Car Wash …

“free drinks while U wait for your car repairs”ORWhen your repair cost becomes the subject of that nights stand up routine!

Just down the road from me is a place that is “J’s Mexican Food/Avon Store”.