Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 14, 2013
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i've put together some comps for your house, joe, and came up with a realistic sale price... uh...that's less than what I bought it for! you said the market was up now, helga it is! that's more than what it could've sold for a year ago, so your loss is now a profit! ok...you realize that makes absolutely no sense, right? just accept the real estate perspective as an alternate universe..it'll keep your head from exploding helga mishap realty
Helga used to be a used car salesperson. Would have said salesman but you have to be PC these days.