Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 11, 2013

I am reminded of a joke which Little Jimmy Dickens tells. It seems he was taking a walk one morning when a frog caught his attention. The frog explained that she was a beautiful young woman until an evil wizard had cast a spell that turned her into a frog, that only a kiss from a gentleman could break the spell, and she would be most grateful if he would do the honors.

Little Jimmy then picked up the frog, stuck it in the pocket of his overalls, and continued walking. The frog intoned in a sultry voice, “Just think of all the fun we can have!”

He replied, “Well, at my age, I think I’d rather have a talking frog.”