Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 11, 2013
December 10, 2013
December 12, 2013
Transcript:
Noise: SMAK SMMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK SMAK
Woman in brown: Maybe we should try a matchmaking website.
Woman in yellow: Trust me, the odds are more in our favor here.
I am reminded of a joke which Little Jimmy Dickens tells. It seems he was taking a walk one morning when a frog caught his attention. The frog explained that she was a beautiful young woman until an evil wizard had cast a spell that turned her into a frog, that only a kiss from a gentleman could break the spell, and she would be most grateful if he would do the honors.
Little Jimmy then picked up the frog, stuck it in the pocket of his overalls, and continued walking. The frog intoned in a sultry voice, “Just think of all the fun we can have!”
He replied, “Well, at my age, I think I’d rather have a talking frog.”
I really wanted to share this particular comic on FaceBook. I was allowed to post a comment but it posted the previous day. Is there no way to like and post the current comic. Most other comic post the day you select.
No, they’re just wasting their time. There are no more ‘princes’. There are only persons interested in their own careers and selves, and secondarily a significant other on occassion.
@ Night-Gaunt49: Everything anyone needs to know about warts. (I suppose that one could theoretically, if not otherwise exposed, catch the HPV from a toad’s skin by licking or kissing it; but, no, toads don’t intrinsically cause warts.)
Dtroutma about 11 years ago
Tadpoles dot gorp?
Allen Rymer about 11 years ago
And thus the saying….if you want a prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads…..or frogs in this case.
wrwallaceii about 11 years ago
Grok… hey ladies we’re all princes… you just have your expectations set way to high…
hsawlrae about 11 years ago
Warts coming up.
JohnHerbison about 11 years ago
I am reminded of a joke which Little Jimmy Dickens tells. It seems he was taking a walk one morning when a frog caught his attention. The frog explained that she was a beautiful young woman until an evil wizard had cast a spell that turned her into a frog, that only a kiss from a gentleman could break the spell, and she would be most grateful if he would do the honors.
Little Jimmy then picked up the frog, stuck it in the pocket of his overalls, and continued walking. The frog intoned in a sultry voice, “Just think of all the fun we can have!”
He replied, “Well, at my age, I think I’d rather have a talking frog.”
Superfrog about 11 years ago
This is a super idea.
edclectic about 11 years ago
From kissed to sautéed…
jnik23260 about 11 years ago
Isn’t that what women do anyway?
Varnes about 11 years ago
Let me guess…..Her name’s Ann…. Ann Phibian…….
artybee about 11 years ago
Don’t kiss the tadpoles! They’re under-age!
Varnes about 11 years ago
BTW, that’s not Victoria flingin’ the frog, I hope….
pcolli about 11 years ago
Frogs have high standards, you know.
Beleck3 about 11 years ago
wiley comes up with another good one!
wdgnas about 11 years ago
maybe they are not holding their lips right. that or they are kissing the wrong body part.
tinneyp about 11 years ago
I really wanted to share this particular comic on FaceBook. I was allowed to post a comment but it posted the previous day. Is there no way to like and post the current comic. Most other comic post the day you select.
jhampa about 11 years ago
just great!
Enoki about 11 years ago
This is what happens when you lick a toad that excrets psychotropic poison….That and she forgot that you have to be a princess to make it work….
dabugger about 11 years ago
Really now, that is not the species for the prince charming bit….a sad froggy day…..
Linguist about 11 years ago
" Someday My Prince Will Come "
yimhere about 11 years ago
Lip smackin’ good …. for the the frogs?
luvdafuneez about 11 years ago
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! The BEST cartoon EVER, and my thoughts, exactly!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 11 years ago
I don’t think the Frogs are enjoying that particular activity.
jahoody about 11 years ago
@Varnes: You get the bad pun of the day award “GROAN”
milania about 11 years ago
Uggg Poor froggies. Bet they hate that.
milania about 11 years ago
Betcha she’s right about the website thing, too.
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
No, they’re just wasting their time. There are no more ‘princes’. There are only persons interested in their own careers and selves, and secondarily a significant other on occassion.
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
I think you mean ‘Misogyny, thy name is Everyman’
reynard61 about 11 years ago
@ Night-Gaunt49: Everything anyone needs to know about warts. (I suppose that one could theoretically, if not otherwise exposed, catch the HPV from a toad’s skin by licking or kissing it; but, no, toads don’t intrinsically cause warts.)
lmonteros about 11 years ago
At my age, all the good men are either married or gay, so frogs might be a good bet.
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
Might I suggest….buying stock in Compound W wart remover…or at least a couple cases of the stuff,just to be on the safe side?
The Life I Draw Upon about 11 years ago
Forget the snobbish prince and get a regular Joe with a good heart that adores you.
RonBerg13 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Much, M U C H more in your favor…