Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2013

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While Santa re-packed the presents, I went to the cabin to see if my emahgency rescue system sahvived the crash... Luckily, I had it installed far just this kind of event. Eddie: So fat, so good. Flo: Ok, hold on... ...You installed a system in case a whale flings yawn boat up and it crashes into Santa Claus? Eddie: A-yeh. It seemed mahr likely than a whole life insurance policy evah payin' off. Joe: Ok, now it's making sense.