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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2013
Transcript:
While Santa re-packed the presents, I went to the cabin to see if my emahgency rescue system sahvived the crash... Luckily, I had it installed far just this kind of event. Eddie: So fat, so good. Flo: Ok, hold on... ...You installed a system in case a whale flings yawn boat up and it crashes into Santa Claus? Eddie: A-yeh. It seemed mahr likely than a whole life insurance policy evah payin' off. Joe: Ok, now it's making sense.
johnt204 about 11 years ago
I admit I donât know much about New England accents, but wouldnât it be âeh-yuhâ instead of âa-yehâ?
Varnes about 11 years ago
You canât argue with successâŠ..
Varnes about 11 years ago
Besides, it wouldnât have to necessarily be a whale that flings him up thereâŠâŠ.It could be a water spout, it could be a water sprite, it could be a watering hole, it could be something sillyâŠ..
Varnes about 11 years ago
Thatâs rightâŠ..A watering hole in the skyâŠ. Deal with itâŠ.Where do you think water comes from, anyway?
pelican47 about 11 years ago
Eddie making sense is scaryâŠ
Stagefright1970 about 11 years ago
Whoâs on first, Whatâs on secondâŠ
Ida No about 11 years ago
Another thing more likely than a whole life insurance policy paying off is the possibility of rolling over in your sleep and waking up the next morning with the toothfairy lying crushed under your whale-like bellyâŠ
Beleck3 about 11 years ago
once again, Wiley goes straight for the heart. lol. wonder if he had any problems with insurance companies. lol
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
so Iâm asking!
dabugger about 11 years ago
Wait a minute. Ya mean there is something that makes sense with Eddieâs stories? Da assault on da implausible. Youâs think this was some comic book story and not a media news release story. Havenât you ever viewed most media stories? Now they are fantasyâŠâŠ
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
No. Watt was the name of the man who invented the steam engine.
-LOL!!! Thanks for the comic reliefâŠ.
luvdafuneez about 11 years ago
LOL â thatâs good, thanks (I have a friend from Bahabbah)!
Ernest Lemmingway about 11 years ago
Eddieâs logic is making a shocking amount of sense. And I donât even drink! Maybe I should startâŠ
dflak about 11 years ago
Can an atheist be insured against an âact of God?â
Linguist about 11 years ago
@WileyIâm sure youâre probably old enough to remember one of the finest examples of a true Maine humorist, Marshall Dodge. Back in my college days in Vermont,( yeah, right after the Civil War ), I think I knew every Bert and I routine by heart â and still remember a couple.
phoenixnyc about 11 years ago
If we are very, very fortunate, we will all have a Capân Eddie in our lives.
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
The catâs name is Paulie
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
Think âMurder She Wroteâ specifically the sheriff that should help some,from a personal standpoint ,being from the midwest as I am the first month I read this comic âŠ.it was like translating a totally foreign language.
todyoung about 11 years ago
ugh
westny77 about 11 years ago
Why does that cat keep sitting on your shoulders?You know computers? Give me a break.
shurshot about 11 years ago
Clearly, you are confused about types of life insurance. âWhole lifeâ ALWAYS pays off â to somebody. Thatâs why itâs called whole â it lasts for your WHOLE life. Itâs âtermâ thatâs unlikely to pay out. as typically, the insured person outlives the term (period) of the policy!