Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 25, 2014

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PANEL 1 "OK, ENOUGH WITH THE EMPEROR BEZOS CONSPIRACY THEORY..." "LORD BEZOS" "WHATEVER...CAN WE WACH THE NEWS?" "SHU-AH" PANEL 2 "...AFTER ANOTHER LOOK INTO THE AMAZON ROBOT DELIVERY PLAN, WE FOUND STARTLING REVELATIONS ABOUT... MMPHH..PAH...POOMPH...BEEEEEEP..." PANEL 3 "UMM...NVER MIND. NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. JUST GO DO YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY AND SHOP ONLINE...A LOT." PANEL 4 "SEE? WE CAN ALWAYS TRUST THE NEWS ON TELEVISION..." "AND ALL HAIL LORD BEZOS!"