Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 25, 2014

guess I don’t get out much. Am I to assume after these last few days…. Bezos is not a clown name for a clown? But a real type person?

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Even if you’re paranoid, they can still really be out to get you.

(Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO of Amazon.com.)

“I wouldn’t BE paranoid if everybody wasn’t out to get me!”

Nothing to see here, move along.

Ignore the man behind the curtain!

So would this make Lord Bezos’s subjects Bozos?

This strip is part of the conspiracy to distract you from what Google is up to.

If Bozos gets his hooks into PayPal. our collective gooses will be fried in lahad. Economic slavery forever !!

Bezo’s Bozos – good idea for a comic strip, or better yet, a sitcom!

it’s all that Brain matter pushing them out.

Now where is Danae when we need her?

“I am LORD Garth,” -Garth

Wiley must dislike Amazon and /or Bezos

Give Lahrd Bozos time. He prays to Tricky Dicky Nicky. The Lord of the smoked church forever.

Since Google and Microsoft get all of the conspiracy nut-stories, this arc has been a refreshing change. Now if they could just work in one on Larry Ellison or Carlos Slim….

OH! don’t worry, they have robot drones gravediggers !!

@Randy_B … That’s LORD Bezos to you (and me) …

Oh, heap subtle.Not “They Live”-like at all.

We’re all Bozos on this bus. Give the wheeze a squeeze!

yada yada yada……………………moving on now……PLEASE

I thought that George Soros guy was supposed to be in the mix too ???

Paranoia does not keep you from having enemies any more than hypochondria keeps you from getting sick.

… and now a word from our sponsor Amazon.com.

“Give us your tired ,your weak, your credit card numbers, your money yearning to be spent”

“Aloof”?Is that like with the sound off?

Hey we got a Lord & Taylor, why not a Lordin’ Bezos?

Why is Wiley getting down on Amazon? They are one of the most reliable online businesses I’ve encountered. Also, and very import and very contrary to the image Wiley is portraying, I can use Amazon with my old browsers, unlike many sites that require people to keep getting the lastest browsers and thus latest operating systems. Why not address that BS that is imposed on the public?

Bezos’ Bezoars.

Nice to see some Fireside Theatre fans. Ah yes, Nick Danger, the folks at More Science High, etc.

“A man who reads nothing is better educated than a man who only reads newspapers.” – Thomas Jefferson (or Ichabod Crane if you watch Sleepy Hollow)

.The more things change…

Have never shopped Amazon. Or Craigslist. I think the only things I have bought online is wool from a local company and concert tickets from the Great Monopoly of Ticketmaster.

Weeee, Sooo much sarcasm… this is fun.