Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 17, 2014

Danae: “No, you can leave. I got what I want.”

So now we know the true story of Adam and Eve (names changed to protect the innocent or is that guilty)

Danae’s about to go chase a dino through a river bed just to vex future observers with the juxtaposed footy-prints.

Is this where Danae discovers that Paradise means having nobody else to blame?

They called it paradise, I don’t know why. You call some place paradise, kiss it goodbye. – Eagles / The Last Resort

Jeffrey gets all the good lines…The one in the 4th panel is classic…….

You know, somebody commented on Wiley’s dinosaurs the other day, saying they kinda looked like his bears..It struck a chord…..I think we need more dinosaurs from Mr. Miller……Anybody with me on this?

Oh for crying out loud… Jeffrey. Let’s go back to ‘Eden B.E.’. Then was the real paradise.

If Danae keeps traveling around in time, at some point she may just bump into Homer the Reluctant Soul in one of his many incarnations.

In the last panel, it makes you an appetizer according to that dinosaur.

people are stupid and annoying everywhere and everyday.

I remember a Superboy comic where for some reason he had to do whatever a spoiled rich kid wanted. The kid said he wanted Superboy to make him the richest, strongest, handsomest boy on earth. Superboy took him back in time to the age of the dinosaurs and left him there. The rich kid realized he was all those things because he was the ONLY boy on earth. Superboy came back for him in a few minutes when he had learned his lesson.

So if Jeffery and Danae are Adam and Eve. Is Danae the first Eve (Lilith) or second? Just ribbing.

And that’s means there is no paradise. Or, to be precise, it was just an illusion.

Leave or stay? Doesn’t matter unless you are planning on procreating. In which case, please leave… NOW!

Danae and Jeffrey are time traveling this week, but Calvin and Hobbes are in reruns from about 20 years ago, so they’re not really time traveling this week. So they won’t meet… unless there’s some time travel involved.

While the ‘veggie-saurus’ looks mildly interested in the duo, the ‘meat-a-saurus’ in panel 4 has a ‘mmm, snack food’ smile.

Danae thinks life without stinky booger brained boys is paradise? EVEN if it took one of them to get her to where there are none? This all happens before she reaches an age where she could drive men insane. NOT good.

ThreeSteps, great idea. And maybe Wiley can do a screenplay for the SyFy movie, Dinobear! Or better yet, Dinobearnado! I can’t wait!…..Argy, yeah. More critters! More critters! More critters! More critters…..I haven’t walked a picket line in years…..

Kerovan: The chisel marks on the middle toeprint of a bipedal carnivore explained them better. Even the creationist vandal who did the deed finally confessed.

There was a story in a comic book of the late sixties where, after a time machine experiment, multiple versions of the test pilot “came back” and it caused general insanity in the population as a whole.I don’t recall much more than that, as the last comic I can remember having read was Jack Kirby’s New Gods back in 1971.

They called it Paradise because it was The World Before Women….then Danae came along…..

Well, if this isn’t proof of Miller’s weapons-grade hate for the rest of the human race, I don’t know what is.