Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 19, 2014

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    Blech!

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    On Mackinac Island, in Marquette Park, the statue of Father Marquette always has a seagull sitting on his head…..Always….It’s like it’s part of the sculpture or something……..People walking by would be disturbed if it wasn’t there….

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Are you sure he wasn’t the “Pigeon Purger”?

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    strictures  almost 10 years ago

    We used to have a crackpot in Chicago that would sit on a corner & have a hundred or more pigeons sit on him.There’s a good reason that Illinois excludes those flying rats, along with actual rats, from all cruelty to animal laws.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Pigeon whisperer?Science poo-poohs such a thing.

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    aka: The Great Guano.

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    dabugger  almost 10 years ago

    It really done guano. Natural fertilizer.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 10 years ago

    we have one of those up here in Seattle, It’s precious!

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    nahuku  almost 10 years ago

    Everyone’s an art critic.

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    Observer fo Irony  almost 10 years ago

    The statue is pointing the way but the pigeons are still squabbling about why they should go.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 10 years ago

    The Park or City Maintenance seems to be a little Slack!

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    Great Blue Herons are pretty awesome in the waste downloading department…..Think of a gallon of white paint slapping on the water……For some reason they don’t like turquoise Ford Festivas…All four sides of mine got hit……That can’t be done by accident…Those were bombing runs…….I did see a couple seagulls attacking each other over a fish…..One actually tried to poop on the other one’s head….It was quite a maneuver…. The target gull braked just in time, a near miss overshoot….

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    dflak  almost 10 years ago

    Pigeons are good at dive bombing in a tactical air support role. However if you want to launch a strategic long-range bombing campaign, you have to go with geese.

    A goose can travel about 12.5 feet before dropping its load.

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    dadoctah  almost 10 years ago

    He wasn’t whispering, he was screaming at the top of his lungs. The sound was just muffled.

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    FlatheadFord  almost 10 years ago

    Obama will issue an executive order that all statues of him must be indoors.

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